Police in Florida are asking the public to keep an eye out – and hold their noses – for a few suspected shoplifters who successfully carried out a defecation scheme.
The Polk County Sheriff's Office released photos and video of the suspects who allegedly robbed a Family Dollar store in Mulberry, Florida – one of them dropped right on the ground!!!
Yes, you heard it right. Even the police were shocked at the shitty situation and said so in their press release published on X last week.
Police said the thieves – a man and a woman – entered the store and immediately put their plan into action.
While the man strolled the aisles and stole $500 worth of cleaning products, the woman distracted everyone's attention by squatting down and using the floor as a toilet, according to police.
The two then allegedly left the store with the stolen goods and jumped into a white Ford van, which drove away.
Police noted that a store employee was forced to “clean up the…stuff,” adding, “We don't blame you.”
The sheriff urged citizens to contact Crime Stoppers if they see “Mr. Clean” or “Ms. Dookie”.
Appropriate names for this duo.